MARIAH CAREY is on the show! We'll talk about her marriage to Nick Cannon... there's all sorts of rumors about the two that I want to know about. (I hear she's pregnant, and if she doesn't give me an answer, I've got a foolproof way to find out!)
Who better to join me for the big day then the sexy, the suave, the frequently shirtless DAVID BECKHAM?!
Y'all better hold on to your wigs! THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA are on the show today! All five of them will be here, and I can't wait to hear what they're gonna say (or do!) I just hope the interview doesn't spill out to the street! Regardless, you'll want to check it out. (Just don't check Sheree, boo.) And it's not just housewives from Atlanta who have their eyes on ANTONIO BANDERAS! Women from all over wish he was their other man! They're in luck -- he's in the movie "The Other Man" and will be telling me all about it! The last time he was on, he brought me homemade paella -- I hope he's cooking up something delicious again!
I've got a great show today, and starting it off is the gorgeous KATE BECKINSALE! She's in the upcoming thriller "Whiteout," which takes place in Antarctica, but I'm more than happy to just turn up the air conditioner for her! Then, from "The Bachelorette," the newly engaged JILLIAN HARRIS & ED SWIDERSKI are here.
KATHERINE HEIGL starts off the show today! She's got a lot going on right now and always gives an interview you won't want to miss! Then, my boo NICK CANNON is coming by. I love this guy so much, he was the DJ for my TBS special this summer. (I'm sure you already knew that!) He is doing well for himself -- he's married Mariah Carey, is the host of "America's Got Talent," and is the chairman of the new Nickelodeon channel TEENick! Then... when I was 7, I put a nickel up my nose, but 7-year-old PRESTON SCARBOROUGH led police on a high speed chase! Now he's coming here to tell me all about it, but this time we're going to leave the driving to his parents!
Whoever wins "America's Got Talent" will need SHARON OSBOURNE to like them! As one of the judges, her opinion is worth a lot -- a million dollars to be exact! Her brutally honest comments might not go so well with some of the contestants, but always make for a good interview!
I love her so much -- QUEEN LATIFAH is on the show today! She's always up for a game... one time it involved kazoos! (She sure knows how to play one!) Maybe I'll create a game with kazoos and blindfolds! She's returning to her hip-hop roots with her new album "Persona," and she's here to perform one of the songs, "Cue the Rain"!
JENNIFER ANISTON was the very first guest I had on my show -- now my friend is coming back! She's in the new movie "Love Happens," so naturally I'll see if any love is happening in her life! If not, the last time she was on she made a few comments about one of my staff members... maybe I'll try and make that work out! Then, it's their first time on my show and I can't wait, THE DAVE MATTHEWS BAND is here! They'll be performing "You and Me" from their #1 album "Big Whiskey and the GrooGrux King." Since it's their first time here, I'll find a way to make their performance extra special!
I blindfolded him years before I started blindfolding my audience contestants -- now TED DANSON is back! He's on the new HBO series "Bored to Death," but don't worry, he's anything but boring! (Last time, he accidentally brought red high heels!) Also, ANNA TORV is on my show for the first time to talk about the second season of "Fringe." There must have been good chemistry on-set for the first season -- she married one of her co-stars! Then, one of my very favorite musicians, MAXWELL, will be performing. His newest album, "BLACKsummers'night," is his first in eight years, and this is his first time on my show! If you haven't heard of him, don't miss his performance of "Pretty Wings"! He's incredible!
He's my good friend and an incredibly talented person, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS is on today! Neil's hosting the 61st Primetime Emmy Awards this weekend AND he's nominated for Best Supporting Actor! The last few times he's been here, he's broken a light bulb with his mind, pushed metal spikes through my body, lit his wallet on fire, and even chopped his own head off! I can't imagine what he's gonna do this time! Then, the last time she was on, ANNA FARIS brought me giant high-heels she wore in "House Bunny". Now she's in "Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs", a movie where it rains food. Also, COLBIE CAILLAT has the #1 album in the country right now, and now she's performing on my show! She'll be singing her single "Fallin' For You" from her album "Breakthrough".